
I downloaded a new app the other day. With this new app, whenever I dial a number the app turns on the microphone on the recipient’s phone as soon as their phone starts ringing. That means I can hear everything on the other end BEFORE the other person answers their phone. I’ve heard people singing in the car, watching TV, keying at a computer…I can even hear their phone ringing because of MY call! But because of this I’ve learned something:
Did you know that for 99% of the population, just before they answer a call they say, “Ah, shit. What’s this jackass want?”

A good morning laugh. Love it.
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Did I say something funny?